Oh, hey...

Don’t you hate when you say two words to someone…

then they give you a huge detailed paragraph?

“What’s up?”
“Oh, nothing. I just went to the store, bought a huge pack of thongs. Not the kind with elastic, though. I’m allergic to elastic. Speaking of elastic, a rubber band broke on my wrist earlier, and it hurt. OH and speaking of things breaking and hurting I really need to buy a pregnancy test…I’m not sure what happened last night…”